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Words Women Use To Confuse Men!

 

 

FINE


This is the word women use to end an argument
when they feel they are right and you need to shut up
Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks
- this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES


This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the
"five minutes" that your football or hockey game is
going to last before you take out the trash, so it's
an even trade.

NOTHING


This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a
woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine."

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)


This is a dare. One that will result in a
woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD ( Normal Eyebrows)


This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care."
You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a
few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and
she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH


This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment,
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGHS


Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to
not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you back
for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"
is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction
with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD


At some point in the near future, you are going to
be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO


This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse
or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you
have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so
be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."


THANKS


A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say,
"You're welcome."

THANKS A LOT


This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at
you. It signifies that you have offended her in some
callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."

 

Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."