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WACKY SIGNS


On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit, please back in."


On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."


On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one week."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"


At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."


In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."


At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."


On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."


At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."


In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."


At a Propane Filling Station, "Tank heaven for little grills."


And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."