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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When...


It's a well known fact that we Mullins' LOVE our coffee, so I thought this was perfect for our family section.



You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

Instant coffee takes too long

You chew on other people's fingernails

You answer the door, before people knock

You sleep with your eyes open

You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore

You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there

You help your dog chase its tail

You lick your coffeepot clean

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

You're so wired you pick up FM radio

You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug