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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When...

 

It's a well known fact that we Mullins' LOVE our coffee, so I thought this was perfect for our family section.

 


 

You can type sixty words a minute with your feet


Instant coffee takes too long


You chew on other people's fingernails


You answer the door, before people knock


You sleep with your eyes open


You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee


You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore


You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there


You help your dog chase its tail


You lick your coffeepot clean


You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee


You're so wired you pick up FM radio


You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug