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Southern Slang



1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.


2. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.


3. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


4. Have a cup of coffee, it's already been saucered and blowed.


5. She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.


6. It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.


7. My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.


8. Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.


9. He's as country as cornflakes.


10. This is gooder'n grits.


11. Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.


12. If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.