Southern Slang

1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

2. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

3. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

4. Have a cup of coffee, it's already been saucered and blowed.

5. She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

6. It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.

7. My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.

8. Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.

9. He's as country as cornflakes.

10. This is gooder'n grits.

11. Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.

12. If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.