A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
drunk looks back and says,
The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right backup.
you found Jesus?"
I didn't!" said the drunk.
brother, have you found Jesus?"
The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone,
God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
you sure this is where he fell in?"