Finding
Jesus
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The
drunk looks back and says, The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right backup. "Have
you found Jesus?" "Nooo,
I didn't!" said the drunk. "Now,
brother, have you found Jesus?" The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My
God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" "Are
you sure this is where he fell in?"
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