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Here's a joke for all you coffee lovers...

 

I love my Coffee...so here's to you that like their coffee too!

 

 

You know you've had too much coffee when...


* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet


* Instant coffee takes too long


* You chew on other people's fingernails


* You answer the door, before people knock


* You sleep with your eyes open


* You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee


* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore


* You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there


* You help your dog chase its tail


* You lick your coffeepot clean


* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee


* You're so wired you pick up FM radio


* You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug