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Here's a joke for all you coffee lovers...


I love my here's to you that like their coffee too!



You know you've had too much coffee when...

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

* Instant coffee takes too long

* You chew on other people's fingernails

* You answer the door, before people knock

* You sleep with your eyes open

* You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee

* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore

* You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there

* You help your dog chase its tail

* You lick your coffeepot clean

* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

* You're so wired you pick up FM radio

* You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug